Did you know that zombies like to go to the beach? Yep! We don't have to worry about skin cancer, so we can enjoy the sun as much as we want. We aren't bothered by seaweed either - that slimy stuff is fun to play with, not sure what you humans' problem is! We don't have to worry about sharks either, as its a well known fact that sharks only like live food!
That pic up at the top is a pic of my uncle. It was taken in Miami just a few weeks ago. He posted it to our family's zombiebook page (its like Facebook, but for zombies). He said that the beach patrol made him put his clothes back on when he tried to go out onto the nude beach. Apparently the other beachgoers took issue with some of his missing body parts/flesh. Unequal treatment plain and simple! I personally advised him to call Morgan and Morgan -- maybe they are "for the zombies" too?
I've noticed that these days I am sewing a lot more than I have been and enjoying more leisure time. Its been nice. I urge you - from one zombie to... well, whatever you happen to be.... don't forget to take some time for yourself! Trust me on this - life is over a lot quicker than you think. One day you are a quilter and the next a zombie (and then a zombie quilter of course)....
Take time to taste the brains
(ITS BETTER THAN SMELLING THE FLOWERS!)
zombie drool and rotten brains, ZQ
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